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Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML

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On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

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Sigh. Parents. Congratulations on your 96% though.

#1 - On 05/29/2013 at 11:06am by omgcyndaquil

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Ask your teacher if you could bring the test home

#2 - On 05/29/2013 at 11:06am by fishstick557

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