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Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37615) - you deserved it (17622)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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-slow clap-

#2 - On 05/25/2013 at 10:33am by adamo_erebus

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After you eventually get in, zip tie one of the spares someplace no one will see, so this wont happen again.

I zip tie spares to the frame under the truck. Works every time.

#1 - On 05/25/2013 at 10:33am by wlddog

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