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Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40414) - you deserved it (4383)

On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

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Thug life

#1 - On 05/24/2013 at 11:40pm by MichaelT17

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You just need to embody the spirit of the redneck. The inner hick wants to be free.

#2 - On 05/24/2013 at 11:41pm by grahambertus

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