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Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46845) - you deserved it (2407)

On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

#1 - On 05/24/2013 at 4:37am by CarrieDiaries

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You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...

#5 - On 05/24/2013 at 4:45am by Ambient25

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