Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML
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Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to drop off some old stuff to her place. As I'm driving there, my car conked out and I got delayed. When I finally got there, she looked at the time and goes, "Yet another thing you're not good at." FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
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CarrieDiaries 12
Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.
Ambient25 24
You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...
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CarrieDiaries 12
Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.
skellingtonfart 18
I agree, when I miss someone, I blame them for things they didn't do and break their possessions just so I have an excuse to see them!
Ambient25 24
Sounds like a typical visit by Aunt FLow...
jerzjay 17
Or maybe the woman just went bat-shit crazy
Bakarra 22
Flow? But she always seemed so nice in those progressive commercials (pun oblivious)
fareith 15
19 - That sounds about right. She forgot her meds!
RedPillSucks 31
Erm... Which Aunt Flow are we talking about? Does she give you a period AND great insurance rates?
Djjooze 4
Shes probably goint senile give her some fish oils for brain memory and mood
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Wow did she forget her prozac or what?
Bakarra 22
It could just be that time of the month...
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8
Prozac is usually for depression, OCD, bulimia and PDD. I'd guess she forgot to take an anti-psychotic like Haldol or Thorazine.
zandalee 19
21- looks like your pussy is a wee bit crazy too... :)
little_one 20
32- their cat is not crazy! I'm assuming it's some type or British or Scottish fold and they are just adorable!!!!
yahoowizard 16
Have your parents back up your story?
zandalee 19
Actually, have your parents tell her to **** off! Bloody Aunts getting as crazy as grandparents on FML... What's next!?
djxerxes9000 18
Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy. Thats whats next!
Rozza17 29
She drove four hours to chuck a rage. Wow.
1_4M_A_M49 5
Man after such a long ride, I would probably have forgotten what I was suppose to rage about.
anonymous100000 17
OP should've called the cops on her
BaDumTsss_fml 23
And I would've stopped for McDonalds halfway through
Ambient25 24
You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...
iammeorami 25
really? does that need convincing
Mike2293 5
At least she pays you a visit now and then. Im 20 and still haven't met mine!
Bakarra 22
I'm adopted, are we competing now? Haha
Soloman212 28
I'm an aborted fetus whose father was killed seconds after my conception, and whose mother died during the process of aborting me.
kcslgvr 11
Well that escalated quickly.
ApollosMyth 22
I'm a god whose father was killed by my brother while I was being digested by my father, and whose mother is an inanimate earth.. :(
Soloman212 28
Well this pattern of jest has fluctuating reception...
Mr_Satan 11
My mother is a hampster and my father smells of elderberries!
kaitlynjane 28
#64 Omg, yes! That quote works perfectly here. I wonder how many people will know what that's from :P
aalijahraj 10
Behind this is ur cousin's revenge to you for insulting tony hawk. I bet!!!
Bakarra 22
Rodney Mullen was the best. I guess that means I'm next?
Kazze 31
No, the best was Rob Dyrd-- HAHAHAHA... Nope, can't say that without a straight face. My favorite would have to be Danny Way.
Kazze 31
*with. Stupid autocorrect.
flockz 19
meanwhile a shopping cart somewhere is counting its blessings.
cmayer 20
Your aunt is crazy. Terrifyingly crazy. She might actually need some therapy or something.. That's just not normal.
alyssawatters 7
She's crazy. Enough said.