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Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40894) - you deserved it (3002)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Buzau)

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God is all about forgiveness

#1 - On 05/23/2013 at 8:22pm by mpsteve137

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What's really sad is that Grandma was only watching a shampoo commercial and confused it for porn.

#9 - On 05/23/2013 at 8:27pm by SWC_Penguin

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