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Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46090) - you deserved it (2990)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

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It seems that some people's sense of humor escalates so quickly that they need to flame everyone who gets caught in it.

#2 - On 05/23/2013 at 6:01am by Virgilius

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Life is full of ups and downs. At least you are temporarilly stable right now. FYL anyways.

#5 - On 05/23/2013 at 6:07am by darwinism

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