Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML
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Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
Today, while using a public bathroom, I was singing to myself because I thought I was alone and not in a rush. When I opened the door, three people were waiting in line. One of them rushed in behind me, another seemed really annoyed, and the third person said, "I love that song!", confirming that they heard everything FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
As weird as it sounds, I really wish I had been there.
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Because when when you're alone on the toilet, your inner rapper bursts out.
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Comments (173)
Welshite 39
As weird as it sounds, I really wish I had been there.
ElizaZee 9
And I would have started rapping too!
JackeeDawn 9
I am not sure if I would join in if two of you were rapping already
Pleonasm 35
"In west philidelphia, born and raised on the toilet is where I spent most of my days..." COME ON FML, I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS FOR ME
MrConcise 34
"Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and all goin' to drop the kids off at the pool..."
Toasty283 8
I recommend the highest of fives, 62...
OscarDV 8
#70, you're a lyrical genius!
Pleonasm 35
EsperEatos, you're everything that I was hoping for in this thread. Thank you, and goodnight.
lexi365 20
This was so funny, to the point where I had to screenshot these comments for future reference. Thanks guys! :)
KawaiiCupcake 14
This FML is not so bad. Can't imagine the fun OP had in that bathroom.
JohnMartson 5
That would be awesome. I agree
falconpoke007 10
Could honestly be worse, but definitely embarrassing.
imyy 20
Yeah, it would've been a lot worse had he forgotten the second 'p' in 'rapping.'
fareith 15
As long as the OP was good at it..
izzie321 27
Behold. Toilet chorus. Honestly one of the best ideas I have ever heard.
fischerxx 10
Gangnam style!!!
sux4u121 10
No!
DustyStorm 16
No noooo!!!!!
larsak 3
Yes!
Redglare 8
Maybe!
Futacy 29
"Awesome, no comments yet, that means I can be first! Hmm... what can I post? Oh gosh I'm running out of time, umm... I can't think of anything smart or witty right now, so I'll just put in 'Gangnam style!!!' *clicks* Did I make first comment? No. Damn."
IAmJad 18
Is not a rap song.
epic13 12
Gayman style.
MichaelT17 9
Yes I got you I won't letcha fall with negative likes
Futacy 29
epic13, are you like... retarded?
byron17 26
umm..you are 2 hours posting after the first post...how slow do you type!?!?!? 0.o
byron17 26
At least they weren't laughing at you, or worse, knew you! you got lucky OP!
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Because when when you're alone on the toilet, your inner rapper bursts out.
jakeydudey 13
*ripper?
Bakarra 22
^*Read the FML?
RedPillSucks 31
raper?
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Where else do you think "Sittin' on the Toilet" came from?
flockz 19
wrapper?
evilplatypus 38
*crapper
flockz 19
fapper*
byron17 26
*dapper???
j_cat187 19
That actually would have been pretty epic.
LeFrogDog 27
epic rap battle of history
Bakarra 22
C-Rap OP vershush raaaaaandom staaaaall peeeeerson, BEGIN!
Enslaved 36
Rap that "Epic" song!!! "You want it all but you can't have it It's in your face but you can't grab it"
perdix 29
#63, it's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win! (You put in the singing part. Should I have faith no more in your complete accuracy in song lyrics?)
Axipiter 24
What is it?
ohioain 18
What was the rap? Hah
PETRONAS_fml 10
Lose Yourself ;)
SasaCeceGogo 18
You can say he was c(rapping).
gracehi 31
"In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days--" "Chillin' out, maxin', all cool and all, shootin' some b-ball outside of the school!" ... O.O
Jakeymd 9
Nearly. I'll give you a little credit though
n4ture 20
I don't see how its 'fml' here