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Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML


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On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

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I faked a pregnancy once too when I got jealous of my wife. For some reason she never believed me, something about me not having the "proper internal plumbing to get pregnant" or some mumbo jumbo

#3 - On 05/15/2013 at 2:40am by zingline89

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Well congrats on the twin boys!

#1 - On 05/15/2013 at 2:37am by woainishamu

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