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Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML


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On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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you should sleep in a pillow fort

#1 - On 05/11/2013 at 9:01pm by bigwiensch

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Well, it seems like it's time to (re)negotiate the terms of him living with YOU. Not the other way around.

#2 - On 05/11/2013 at 9:01pm by narkill

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