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Today, my brother's friend was about to drive home drunk, so I convinced him to think and not be stupid. It wasn't an invitation to puke on my floor then try to crawl into bed with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44326) - you deserved it (5569)

On 05/11/2013 at 5:52am - misc - by GaveAnInchTakeAMile (woman) - United States

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However, you're a hero and may have saved his and other people's lives.

#3 - On 05/11/2013 at 10:27am by Ultimate_No

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Cleaning up puke is much easier than cleaning up an automobile accident

#5 - On 05/11/2013 at 10:30am by jonnied23

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