Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

by o___O" / 05/10/2013 at 4:11pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous

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  • Well now you blew my cover...

    #1 - On 05/10/2013 at 11:32pm by michaelm1290

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  • Was he proposing with a Ring Pop from aisle 4? I hope someone grabbed some rice from aisle 7 and flowers from aisle 2 for the ceremony.

    Tissues for the lunatic are in aisle 12.

    #8 - On 05/10/2013 at 11:37pm by DocBastard

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