Tricked
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML
Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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\ 28
This warrants a call to the school district... your privacy seems to have been compromised.
jensen21 19
I know quite a few kids that do drugs that don't look sketchy at all. How would they be able to tell for sure if someone did drugs without testing them first?
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\ 28
This warrants a call to the school district... your privacy seems to have been compromised.
jisaac09 25
OP makes it seem like the specifically targeted him/her but it could have been a random drug test that had nothing to do with the survey. That being said, I still think that drug testing is an invasion of privacy just to attend school.
sirpantselot 22
Of course they targeted OP. Anyone who says no to drug testing sounds like they're hiding something!
MartiOan 8
Or OP is one of the sketchy ones
jensen21 19
I know quite a few kids that do drugs that don't look sketchy at all. How would they be able to tell for sure if someone did drugs without testing them first?
DooleyFTW 17
My thoughts exactly! When I was in school the people the teachers were suspicious of always seemed to be the cleanest and the students who seemed the most straight edge were the people taking the most drugs! It's difficult for the staff at a school to know who's breaking the rules behind their backs!
xlord 27
Basically OP is suggesting that they should start profiling students....which is a very dangerous thing ( and in this case bad).
xscreamsexydinox 8
At my school everyone knows who does drugs but no one cares.people even smoke in the bathroom.
blackman100 20
They do drug tests at your schools? I'm pretty sure that they just assume that 50% of our kids smoke weed and call it good.
howdeedoo 22
This begs the question: are you one of the sketchier kids?
Faff 20
I think his suggestion does make him kind of sketchy.
rosenkrieger223 24
I agree. For all they know, he could look like someone who doesn't do drugs but actually does, and he just made that suggestion to avoid be tested, and subsequently, caught.
cieloalicia 16
See, I thought that maybe perhaps it all actually was anonymous, and they took his suggestion, and thought he was "sketchy" or hung around questionable people.
chanellgymnast 17
Even kids who don't look "sketchy" do drugs. Stereotypes are pathetic.
Bakarra 22
"You want to know how to catch people who are doing drugs? Profile the **** out of everyone in the school." Yea...great idea OP...Gonna be a police officer some day ill bet...
Lizardgirl 7
I go to an all girls catholic school and practically half of my grade does drugs :P (But not me, I'm that antisocial nerd who spends her weekends cuddling with her pet reptiles and watching tv)
OnyxChronic 9
You could understand your lizards better with a little THC. Expand your mind :P
hotPinklipstick 24
I have to agree. I was a straight A student in high school, captain of the volleyball and track team, and the teachers loved me. But I smoked weed every now and then. No one ever suspected me until I failed a random drug test. I can't tell you how many times I was told, 'I'm so shocked Jessica, I never suspected you to fail. I'm so disappointed in you.' So yeah, stereotyping is not only wrong, I think in this case it's also a slight form of bullying.
Mossears133 15
Agreed, one of my friends is pretty sketchy-looking (someone even said he looked like he could blow up the school :/), but he doesn't do any kind of drugs. On the other hand, another friend of mine is a cheerleader, a pretty good student, rich (compared to the rest of the school), and is one of the nicest girls I know, but she's admitted (in story time with a drama class group) that she's smoked weed and drank beer a few times. So, you're right. Stereotypes suck.
eddeeezzyy 19
If you don't do drugs, then you have nothing to worry about. Plus, doesn't schools drug test EVERYONE?
lainzilla 14
When did this start? O_o I was never drug tested at school.
toaster012 17
At my old school they always drug tested all the Athletes
eddeeezzyy 19
11- mine doesn't, either. I'm guessing they only do drug tests at the high schools that have had issues with drugs in the past.
rosenkrieger223 24
11, My high school never drug tested anyone, either. Then again, I graduated 6 years ago this month. I suppose things could've changed a lot in that time.
Danielle7994 18
At my old middle school, they had random drug tests. The officers would come to different classrooms - with their dogs - and tell everyone to leave the room so they could search people's backpacks. 15-20 mins later, they'd clear out the room and - if they didn't find anything - allow everyone to head back in. But oddly enough, they never did that in my high school.
flea_of_death 23
At my school, I don't know about drug tests, but they bring the drug dogs to the student parking lot and sniff out everyones cars. Two seniors got expelled on our last day yesterday for this reason. Way more invasive than drug testing, in my opinion, but more effective.
nightbirdblue 27
In my high school (one year ago), there was small amount of random testing that was only for kids with past histories of drug use. There was also dogs that they would have search the school. If a dog picked out your locker, the principal and a cop went through it. If you got picked out by the dog (in random class rooms), you would empty your pockets, purse, and/or anything else on your person that could contain anything. The problem however was that most drugs were prescription drugs, not pot or anything else more easily detectable. Of course with zero tolerance, people caught with Tylenol or allergy medicine were punished. I'm surprised that my school still allows band aids and cough drops as they made a policy that teachers could not give students cough drops or band aids. (They said it was because a highschool kid could be allergic to them and ask for them anyways.)
nightbirdblue 27
Oh and I should add that the seniors that were supposed to be expelled for drug use were not only allowed to graduate, but be in the graduate ceremony because my school did not want to ruin their day or lives.
radiohaley 14
I've never known of a school to test every student. most schools choose students at random (which is actually the only legal way to do it if you are not testing every student) and when I was in high school the athletes were selected at random for drug tests
Ray_of_midnight 22
boy, talk about getting kids used to hearing "Papiere, bitte" on a regular basis.
puffyblake 1
I've been to 4 different high schools in 3 years and none of them had drug testing. One school brought dogs in for 4/20 but that's it..
Zebediabolical 43
I'm pretty sure that testing school atheletes is legal but it's not mandatory. But if you refuse they can suspend you from the teams etc. Anyone else can tell them to go **** themselves. I could be wrong.
mackdeezy 22
Not cool at all. The worst part of it all is that they feel they now have a valid excuse
Faff 20
Schools shouldn't do drugtests at all, it's just ridiculous
eddeeezzyy 19
Your bio says it all on why you posted this comment lol
ironichalibut 24
That doesn't change the fact that schools shouldn't do unwarranted drug tests. There's a line between drug testing students, and infringing on their rights.
toomanyidiots 14
You mean the fact that there isn't a single non-prescription drug that high school students in the U.S. can legally consume or otherwise use? The right to privacy stops when the law is broken. It's why warrants and subpoenas exist. The school probably orders the testing due to past reports of drug abuse.
taylorseeey 6
U need to b drug tested
Faff 20
In my country it's illegal for schools to have drug tests because it is none of their business what you do in your OWN FREE TIME. I really don't understand why I got thumbed down. don't you care about privacy?
Bakarra 22
^jus cuz ur on a celfone dunt meen we appreci8 txt tlk here #7: I have some Aloe Vera if you need some, that looks like a pretty nasty burn...
toomanyidiots 14
Edit to my statement: Some "behind the counter" drugs will show up on drug tests, such as Bronkaid/Sudafed/possibly some cold medications (contains ephedrine/pseudoephedrine, an amphetamine derivative). They're not prescription drugs, but pharmacists won't sell them without ID. They keep records of (and limits on) buyers so that they can report excessive purchases in the case that someone's supplying a meth lab supplier. Purchase of these drugs could be proven. I don't know if they'd sell to anyone under 18.
toomanyidiots 14
*someone's supplying a meth lab @ #7/#31: Yes, but there's a limit to privacy, and drug abuse isn't a victimless crime. Teenagers tend to be less responsible than adult when it comes to drug use, and even adults cause harm (ex. drunk drivers). Alcohol also interferes with brain and neurological development; development continues throughout adolescence. Cannabis has also recently found to cause a decrease in IQ when used by teenagers (granted, it did not cause a drop in IQ in adults -- because adults have finished developing). Then there are, of course, the hard drugs that I haven't mentioned.
Faff 20
33 why not? recreational drug use is not the same as drug abuse.
lulubelles 33
#26 I think the point is that it isn't the school's business, they are not law enforcers. Parents have the right to test their kids, police have the right to test within reason, schools do not. I really don't see how it is any of the school's business if someone did drugs at the weekend or out of school hours unless it was for performance enhancers on students representing them. A school couldn't get a warrant or subpoena.
toomanyidiots 14
36: It is drug abuse if the drug cannot legally be consumed, or if legal/prescription drugs are being used in a way they are not meant to be used. Bronkaid, for example, is meant to be taken by people who have bronchitis or asthma and have trouble breathing. Students might take Bronkaid to get high off the ephedrine. Or they might be using legal prescription drugs without the approval of a medical professional, such as amphetamines (methamphetamine/crystal meth is actually legal and sold under the brand name Desoxyn). Students can take amphetamines for a high. Or to improve physical performance in sports or in academics (say, by forcing themselves to stay awake for 18 hours), thereby resulting in an advantage over the rest of the group. The problem with all of the drugs (that I can think of) that act upon the central nervous system -- which they need to do in order to cause a high and be used for recreation -- is that they are habit-forming and addictive. (The one exception to this, maybe, is cannabis.)
toomanyidiots 14
Well, no; if we're talking about high schools in the U.S., they have no use for warrants on school property -- where I am from, lockers and bags can be searched because students are just guests on that property. They may not be law enforcers, but measures are in place to account for the student body of the school and protect the other students. My old high school in NYC had two guards and a one-time locker search when a student stole HCl. Then I have been to schools that had metal detectors and dozens of guards. They tended to be the schools with bomb threats, drug problems, and fights (my middle school). I believe the measures are in place for the safety of the students. A student who tests positive for drugs may not necessarily be prosecuted, but may removed from the rest of the school population so that s/he cannot sell drugs illegally or spread dealer information. And a parent does not always have the option of having their child switch schools... If workplaces can order drug tests, why should schools not be able to do the same? The law is not meant to be oppressive; it is for the good of the public. Not that I'm advocating a Big Brother state. I have not lived in such a state myself, but I have heard enough of Soviet-run Poland.
lulubelles 33
I'm all for the searches, metal detectors and guards, because that is a school issue, that IS to do with things that are going on in school. Drug tests are to snoop on what goes on in the students lives outside of school, which is beyond the schools remit in my opinion, they are foremost there to educate, not be involved in controlling every aspect of a child's life. A kid who tries a joint at a party then tests positive, and is removed from school for it? Kinda ridiculous. As I said before, that falls under the parents' and police's responsibility, it shouldn't be a school issue.
Zazoo1995 23
54 - Weed doesn't always dumb people down. I smoked the night before my Anatomy Bone test and got a 100%. I also was one of the 5% who passed the Muscle test. I have straight A's. Weed has no effect on my knowledge or ability to learn. Don't just start assuming things just because you hear it.
loleepops 10
The thing is that it IS the school's concern. There are many students who smoke joints and do drugs DURING school or before class and it affects how they perform in class, how well they learn and their focus. Weed etc. is a personal decision, and when people use it recreationally outside of school then it is not the school's business but while they're in school? Yes, it really is.
loleepops 10
Of course there are people who still do just as well when they're smoking, but it really depends on the person. A lot of teens are stupid and get stoned before tests and either fluke a great mark or horrible fail. Usually a fail. I know that I wouldn't be able to test well while high. Maybe drug tests aren't the best approach but kids shouldn't be high during school.
nightbirdblue 27
@61: You can't limit the drug test just to school hours. If you just come back from a break like summer vacation and they drug test you, it is right? Schools are not a branch of the legal system. Searches are more acceptable as they judge your actions in school, which is acceptable, unlike drug tests which penalize students for activities outside of school which the school has no control or discipline action over.
nightbirdblue 27
Oh and since more kids experiment with either drugs or alcohol in their adolescence years, then there is a possibility of "catching' the kids that are not the problem kids, but ones that only tried it once.
nightbirdblue 27
Plus everyone has their addiction(s). It could be exercise, gambling, caffeine (It's a stimulant!), video games, FML, Facebook, books, make up, or whatever else. It can be just as damaging. How often do you see schools going after people with exercise addictions? You could do horrible damage to your muscles, be too tried to perform well academically, and be ignoring your friends and family, but no one cares about that.
Catkam623 27
School:"I'm afraid we have to take your phone away" Me:"why?" School: "you have a terrible fml addiction" Me:"noooooo , I need my fml"
alicexo_fml 8
35: In that same study, they found that light marijuana use can actually increase IQ, while moderate to heavy use decreases IQ. And their definition of "light" is something like five joints per week. Marijuana should be taken off drug screens, as it is not even comparable to cigarettes.
Faff 20
42, I don't think you know what you're saying, legality has nothing to do with drug abuse. There are a lot of legal drugs that should be illegal and vice versa. Most antidepressants, for instance, are a lot more dangerous than XTC.
yryilmaz 13
They don't have drug tests where I live because: 1. No one gives a **** 2. Probably about 60% of us would fail and that would make them look bad. I'm glad that they don't drug test.
SunAndMoon427 12
54, oh how I love the weed makes you dumber argument. If you'd ever actually tried it you'd be able to see that it has no lasting effects what so ever. So please tell me how it makes you dumber if it doesn't actually effect you long term except maybe your short term memory, but that only lasts as long as you're high. It wears off with the high.
CrookedCook 14
@53 truly spoken like someone who doesn't know a thing about marijuana use, aside from the medias skewed perspective.
Poopah 3
How do these schools afford it? Most schools can't get books or the money for a full staff, but drug tests are in the budget?
alicexo_fml 8
#80 It does make you dumber. Short term memory loss is a side effect of smoking that lasts for over thirty days. Smoking marijuana is not conclusive research. There's a little thing called Google Scholar with actual scientific studies. Use it. Instead of reading High Times magazine or wherever you get your info.
Faff 20
Your father might be an asshole, but you don't have to blame weed for that. Apparently that just runs in the family. Your last comment even proves you just need a scapegoat for your father's behaviour. And no you don't know anything about despite your so called observations.
SunAndMoon427 12
Dude you just sound like some guy who has some pathetic ******* daddy issues and blames it on weed. Lighten up.
SunAndMoon427 12
103-my info comes from myself thanks. I know how it effects me and guess what, that's the information and facts that matter to me. But I'm sure no one has heard of using it for a medical purpose before or anything...at least that's how you're coming across. Yes, everything has a side effect but some slight short term memory loss that doesn't even really last all that long is way better than any side effect for any pain medication I've been on for my back in the last 10 years. Those all make me sick and miserable, weed doesn't, so, I'll take the minor side effect over the big, long lasting ones from over the counter and prescription drugs.
Ciraxas 7
Why did 42 get thumbed down, when that all accurate, relevant info?
Ciraxas 7
Trutous. You are genuinely the dumbest person I've ever encountered. **** you
toaster012 17
Did you say fml because they drugged tested you and got caught or are you upset they used your idea?
TheHeavyOne 15
Where is this that schools do drug tests? I've never heard of this done before. Private school?
Faff 20
'murica!
Narutosuns2fan 12
Happens all the time, but it's usually just dogs trained to sniff out drugs here
oj101 33
All that matter is you don't do drugs, and you come up negative in the test. Actually, there may be 'non sketchy' people who do drugs but aren't made to take the test.
friedpwnadge 25
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