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Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML

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On 05/09/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by drug testing - United States (Wisconsin)

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This warrants a call to the school district... your privacy seems to have been compromised.

#1 - On 05/10/2013 at 2:57am by Booda_Shun

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I know quite a few kids that do drugs that don't look sketchy at all. How would they be able to tell for sure if someone did drugs without testing them first?

#2 - On 05/10/2013 at 3:04am by jensen21

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