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Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49700) - you deserved it (3667)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by trice (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

#1 - On 05/08/2013 at 5:57pm by abbttmc

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Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot?

If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

#9 - On 05/08/2013 at 5:59pm by perdix

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