By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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MindFreakazoid 10

Soon, it'll be over at least 40 people. Happy birthday, OP.

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fishstick557 14

Look at all these happy birthdays! :) happy birthday OP!!!!

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Catkam623 27

Happy birthday!!!!!! get wasted and celebrate.

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syck_fml 3

Get a Facebook. Then you will have 1 more to your total

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Ambient25 24

If she downgraded though and got a Myspace she'd have Tom as a friend....

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depocadoll 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'm sorry you didn't get more in person, that's pretty crummy.

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doctor_glitter 6

Happy anniversary of the day you were squeezed out of a birthing canal!

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AKGirlinSD 20

^She could have been cut out :-). Either way, Happy Bithday, Original Poster!

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lmngrl889 14

happy birthday!!

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Ambient25 24

Sad to see her parents didn't say anything :(

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zandalee 19

I know right. Damn sad! Happy happy birthday OP!! Go and do something you love!

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KyraJFoxx 14

Happy birthday :)

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Damian95 16

Haha at least someone cares.

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ChrisWaines 9

That bites, I'm sorry. If it helps, happy birthday!

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP! :))

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IAmJad 18

Because 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 saying it wasn't enough. Can we get some variety in the comments?

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IAmJad 18

It's not your decision. Nah nah na boo boo

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rt567 15

aww, happy birthday though!

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BlackPhenom 9

Look on the bright side: no awkward stares at random spots when people are singing you happy birthday! No? Aw right then. P.S happy birthday!

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LaughinStock 16

Ha there's still awkward spots when people do know you. Some friends call me by my nick name or my real name. It'll be "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday dear mmmmmmeehhhmmmmm Happy Birthday..." :D Happy Birthday Op!

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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MichellinMan 20

Holy shit I'm doing that!

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Pstraka6 20

Happy Birthday! What arr you doin on here?! Call the girls up, forget about that, and have a damn good time out on the town sweetheart!

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CharresBarkrey 15

I'm pretty sure your "arr" was a typo, but it made me read your comment in a pirate voice.

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Ambient25 24

"Arr have a good time out in town sweetheart!" Aww a well mannered pirate :)

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CharresBarkrey 15

Polite pirate cares about your happiness!

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smiliecat 13

61- Polite Pirate should be a meme.

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CharresBarkrey 15

113 - I agree!

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