Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
by trice / 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
#1 - On 05/08/2013 at 5:57pm by abbttmc
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Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot?
If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
#9 - On 05/08/2013 at 5:59pm by perdix
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