Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boss's birthday is 5 days away. Instead of wishing me happy birthday, the staff decided to surprise my boss with an early gift. We also had to take a picture of him with everyone. I work at another branch alone, and had to post the picture to social media. Happy Birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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Top comments
abbttmc 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
perdix 29
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
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Comments (206)
abbttmc 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
Ambient25 24
Except Grumpycat
MindFreakazoid 10
Soon, it'll be over at least 40 people. Happy birthday, OP.
fishstick557 14
Look at all these happy birthdays! :) happy birthday OP!!!!
Catkam623 27
Happy birthday!!!!!! get wasted and celebrate.
syck_fml 3
Get a Facebook. Then you will have 1 more to your total
Ambient25 24
If she downgraded though and got a Myspace she'd have Tom as a friend....
depocadoll 15
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'm sorry you didn't get more in person, that's pretty crummy.
doctor_glitter 6
Happy anniversary of the day you were squeezed out of a birthing canal!
AKGirlinSD 20
^She could have been cut out :-). Either way, Happy Bithday, Original Poster!
SuperSofie 23
Happy Birthday OP!
lmngrl889 14
happy birthday!!
asimplesharpie 7
Happy birthday!!!
Ambient25 24
Sad to see her parents didn't say anything :(
zandalee 19
I know right. Damn sad! Happy happy birthday OP!! Go and do something you love!
KyraJFoxx 14
Happy birthday :)
Damian95 16
Haha at least someone cares.
ChrisWaines 9
That bites, I'm sorry. If it helps, happy birthday!
Phoebe_Buffay 14
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP! :))
CupOTea666 9
Happy Birthday!!! ;)
IAmJad 18
Because 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 saying it wasn't enough. Can we get some variety in the comments?
jackiemora 18
no.
IAmJad 18
It's not your decision. Nah nah na boo boo
rt567 15
aww, happy birthday though!
BlackPhenom 9
Look on the bright side: no awkward stares at random spots when people are singing you happy birthday! No? Aw right then. P.S happy birthday!
LaughinStock 16
Ha there's still awkward spots when people do know you. Some friends call me by my nick name or my real name. It'll be "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday dear mmmmmmeehhhmmmmm Happy Birthday..." :D Happy Birthday Op!
perdix 29
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
MichellinMan 20
Holy shit I'm doing that!
Pstraka6 20
Happy Birthday! What arr you doin on here?! Call the girls up, forget about that, and have a damn good time out on the town sweetheart!
CharresBarkrey 15
I'm pretty sure your "arr" was a typo, but it made me read your comment in a pirate voice.
Ambient25 24
"Arr have a good time out in town sweetheart!" Aww a well mannered pirate :)
CharresBarkrey 15
Polite pirate cares about your happiness!
smiliecat 13
61- Polite Pirate should be a meme.
CharresBarkrey 15
113 - I agree!