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Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Sleep with the cutout. Your roommate will get jealous dump him. Hopefully in the dumpster.
If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016