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Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by immovingout (woman) - United States (New York)

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Sleep with the cutout. Your roommate will get jealous dump him. Hopefully in the dumpster.

#2 - On 05/04/2013 at 9:10pm by NoorFML

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If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

#6 - On 05/04/2013 at 9:11pm by DocBastard

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