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Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33083) - you deserved it (15439)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Well you've proven that you are a disgrace to the Hidden Leaf village.

#1 - On 05/02/2013 at 6:18am by Virgilius

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Quick tutorial.

Ninjas do: Swiftly chop bugs before they can hit face

Ninjas don't: Scream and flail

#24 - On 05/02/2013 at 7:00am by dontpanic

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