Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML
Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
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HortonThelephant 15
I think your first mistake was going to Walmart...
birdierising 16
*slow clap* let us hope you put them back on =)
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birdierising 16
*slow clap* let us hope you put them back on =)
Smashhoof 15
I know this will sound stupid, but can someone explain the FML to me?
HortonThelephant 15
I think your first mistake was going to Walmart...
kmccain 27
There's nothing wrong with Wal-Mart. I'd rather deal with the negative stereotypes than pay extra for the same products.
rg350dx 29
Google "people of Walmart". Then imagine one of those things touching you. Bleh,
perdix 29
#2, actually, the first mistake was putting siderails on a truck. Those are made for keeping toddlers from rolling out of bed. Going to Wal*Mart was about mistake #7 or 8.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
While there's nothing wrong with Walmart, this was the most redneck status I've ever read.
samasara 20
My mother is a manager at Walmart. There is nothing wrong with Walmart, regardless of the trashy people who may be in there.
soccerstar1996 18
You can't say anything about redneck status until you've been to the Bass pro Shops right before whitetail season
vtoslayer_fml 8
29 - That's exactly what's wrong with WalMart. The people.
dead_insects 18
#32... Thats what's wrong with a LOT of things..
TheIchiban 11
Walmart has made a lot of consumers their bitches. You just can't avoid Walmart. Its everywhere. Don't hate on Walmart.
SoulAmeliorate 16
That's trucked up man!
chanellgymnast 17
Guess you really need your side rails... Time to reinstall! Doh!
yeti37 16
I bet you got railed for that one.
GetPuckedUp 3
wal mart is evil.
FlyingPie 17
"Took removed"? WTF?
ironichalibut 24
Shh! Don't call attention to it.
limitedition 25
I'm going to look for you on "people of Walmart". You may be a star!
Tim2415 16
Great thinking! Ha!
neilyweily88 9
I feel for you
NoDontKillMe 19
"I know that feel, bro" is what you should've said. It's part of a somewhat popular meme and you might've gotten more up-votes
asb818 14
Please tell me you didn't get hurt so I don't feel bad that I'm laughing my ass off right now.