Transportation: Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't...

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 16:06 - United States

Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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By b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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HortonThelephant 15

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:27

I think your first mistake was going to Walmart...

birdierising 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:27

*slow clap* let us hope you put them back on =)

Comments

vucui 21

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:41

They're called "running boards". And yes, it is hard to get used to your vehicle without them.

olpally 32

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:44

Bravo op... Lol. Should have just left them on. -___-

Imhere4fml 24

Wednesday 24 April 2013 9:06

You don't say..

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 April 2013 22:56

Have you looked at PeopleOfWalmart.com? Your falling out of a truck won't even get anyone to look your way when you can see a 500-pounder on an electric scooter with his or her entire ass hanging out.

Goumbush 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 23:17

Redneck

Megan98 18

Wednesday 24 April 2013 2:12

For having a truck?

Michael_92 20

Wednesday 24 April 2013 4:10

Owning a truck doesn't make you a redneck. I got a lowered Silverado, just about the opposite AND you can get in it easy.

asapp78 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 23:25

Aw man! I'm sorry, but that one REALLY made me laugh!

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 23:26

Should have safety rolled ...

finch01 18

Tuesday 23 April 2013 23:29

dont forget next time... or u can put them back on know u know you use them...

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 23 April 2013 23:50

Forgetting once is understandable. Now if you forget again, then it's a total YDI.

spekledworf 18

Wednesday 24 April 2013 0:37

My problem with the running boards is that my truck isn't all that high and I'd bang my heel on them as I got out because I didn't use them. It wasn't long before I took them off