Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
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Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML
Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Rozza17 29
Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
Talooka 10
I'm sure he was just joking.
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Comments (166)
Rozza17 29
Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
jipster 11
"Hey mammie look, batman is walking over there!" Gets run over by a car. "Oh nevermind."
kyu_Q 19
Pure irony
Sandsh8rk 36
This FML is gold.
CaptinFalconKnig 6
So I'm guessing OP is trying to make a sequel , the dark knight rises 2?
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
"This city deserves a hero.....oh Shi--!!!"
iSpasticFantasti 14
#66 I don't think the Dark Knight did any form of rising after being hit by a car. The Joker probably dragged him onto the sidewalk.
LemonandLime 13
No it's not ironic. Irony is something happening that's to the opposite of what you might expect. So, being ran over and killed by an ambulance for example.
TheChillyBoy88 6
I am picturing Christian Bale rolling into shot in a wheel chair with his mask lopsided and a little ****-eyed.
Wizardo 33
'Twas but fate my Dark Knight, 'twas but fate...
RoseBlack123 37
Why so serious?
Wizardo 33
Don't reply to my comment foo'
Wimoweh 10
Did you expecto my replyum?
jarrettd 27
Do you wanna know how i got this s(car)
snufflebubble 13
Hmm... Seems like too much of a coincidence. Something more to it, perhaps?
Soloman212 28
He was just inserting a little chaos into the system.
SammyS2012 21
the joker just took the cosplay too seriously
BlueFlatts 20
It was staged, that way all of the other super villains know who's boss.
Dr0reos 8
You should be more worried about the dude whos gonna murdered your parents later today. Ör the guy in the babe costume who will knee drop you át the convention
Talooka 10
I'm sure he was just joking.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Your comment is riddled with sarcasm.
truesarrif 33
Don't be so two-faced about it.
Wimoweh 10
Yeah, it's scaring away the crows.
inolongercare 19
You forgot to "take off sunglasses" between "he was just" and "joking"
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Damn you guys, Robin all the good puns.
AndelleRae 9
Personally, I feel like this poor Batman cosplayer getting run down by a car is a total Croc.
Wizardo 33
Guys, Freeze right there, I'm Alfred that all the puns are almost used up.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
There's Harvey a Dent in the number of puns available!
seandoc 13
I Harley doubt that any puns are left.
BVBarmy_girl 22
Bad day to leave your batmobil behind..
Lacalema 21
Can't blame him, parking at those things suck.
chuckcloninger 12
I hope that is a permanent tattoo that you got for BB at age 15..Shows uncommon good sense and good family upbringing.
clueless05 12
"Do you wanna know why I use car crashes? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the… little… emotions. In… you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are."
clueless05 12
Do you know how I got these scars? ...a car crash
earljonez 22
why so serious?
Vidrill 22
"With great costume, comes great responsibility"
clueless05 12
You either for a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain... He was doing you a favor OP!
clueless05 12
Die*
DontGuessMyName 5
Wrong movie. But who cares.
TheRandomIndian 17
You cared enough to point it out
BVBarmy_girl 22
Did you meet the Bane guy talking to his girlfriends ******? xD
HeartOfLead 24
That would have been a great costume!