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Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick". One more year. FML


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On 04/09/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

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As much as his own fuckstick is the reason you're here in the first place, I feel he could've handled this a little better.

#1 - On 04/09/2013 at 5:34am by brackaman

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This FML is so sad, I'm sorry OP! Laser not forget to point out- HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)

#3 - On 04/09/2013 at 5:36am by enormouselephant

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