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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Canada

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick." One more year… FML
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brackaman 18

As much as his own fuckstick is the reason you're here in the first place, I feel he could've handled this a little better.

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enormouselephant 15

This FML is so sad, I'm sorry OP! Laser not forget to point out- HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)

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thelegendofsloth 3

He's got a fuckstick up his ass. Sorry, Op! Happy birthday!

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iammeorami 25

I love pretzels and lazier pointers are awesome.plus you can kill him with radiation from the laser

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lincolnick4 19

Hope i'm not too late, Happy Birthday OP, hope things get much better for you in the many years to come :)

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mccrazymcdaisy 4

Happy Birthday!

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iphonemaster 4

Go get a dog, aim your laser pointer at your dad's nuts and see what the dog does. He won't be calling you a fuckstick after that

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forlifebro 15

Damn OP I feel for you but hell one more year just hand in there then you can leave your "father" and have a great life

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forlifebro 15

Oops "hang" in there

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mn_shr 22

Oh well.. Don't let that ruin your birthday. Happy Birthday!

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Xotoolyxo 16

I'm sorry OP, must be hard without your mom there. Make the most of your day with your friends and other family

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truepanda 2

Find something that motivates u and makes u happy. Be successfull at what u do. Earn enough money to be independent. the bastard will rot in his nest dont worry.

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fsomelife 26

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OP!!!!!!! You can get through it, just keep in mind that with every day, you get closer to becoming legally independent :) This isn't the right website to say "leave us a note so we know where you are this time next year", but the very best of luck to you ;)

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