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Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40360) - you deserved it (2130)

On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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I'm pretty sure her brain damages were there from before.

#1 - On 04/09/2013 at 3:07am by zoPwNAgEzo

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No problem. If she wants to sue you, then that means you can get her personal information and sue her for the damages she caused to your car.

#3 - On 04/09/2013 at 3:09am by Voij

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