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Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML

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On 04/07/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by DJ (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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Maybe you should test his reaction time by punching him in the balls.

#2 - On 04/07/2013 at 9:16pm by BadKitty14

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I would work on those reactions.

#1 - On 04/07/2013 at 9:15pm by RainbowDashie140

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