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Today, I had my first game ever as an ice hockey goalie. Our team didn't have a goalie helmet, so they gave me a regular one which didn't cover me completely. I was worried about it and told my coach, but he said I would be fine. I then took a puck to the throat that sent me to hospital. FML


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On 04/04/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Isn't there a rule that says if there's no proper equipment you or the team can't play??
Or get your coach in trouble for that?

#1 - On 04/04/2013 at 12:47pm by stevenJB

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heck of a save though, that'll make the highlight reel

#2 - On 04/04/2013 at 12:48pm by karlcolt45

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