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Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36928) - you deserved it (2854)

On 03/22/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by sickness and health my sphincter (woman) - Singapore

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Did you tie him to the bed the night before?

#2 - On 03/22/2013 at 10:10pm by Steve95401

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Like father like daughter D'aww.

#4 - On 03/22/2013 at 10:12pm by suicidehacker21

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