Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37544) - you deserved it (2902)
On 03/22/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by sickness and health my sphincter (woman) - Singapore
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know…
Did you tie him to the bed the night before?
#2 - On 03/22/2013 at 10:10pm by Steve95401
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+100 | 48
Like father like daughter D'aww.
#4 - On 03/22/2013 at 10:12pm by suicidehacker21
+84 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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