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Today, it's my third night of finally living on my own in a house. I can't count the number of times I have run to my knife and pepper spray after hearing "suspicious" sounds. Maybe I'm not ready to be an adult after all. FML
call a friend over fora night or two! or get a dog, he'll keep ya safe :)
I am looking forward to another FML from you about being shit scared with your own reflection in the mirror.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015