Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
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Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
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mpj13 8
Guess your grandma is picking up more than just weights.
euphoricness 28
Don't worry OP. when you stop searching for something, you will find it! But damn your grandma has it going. :)
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mpj13 8
Guess your grandma is picking up more than just weights.
gotaplanstan 28
OP needs to pick up some pointers from granny and stop gagging during practice or she'll never get a man XD
J_C_maldonado 9
EEEYYY!!!!
AbstraktThoughts 13
GILF?
PizzaRollsss 5
Op's moms name is probably Stacy
lolfood 24
Except that it was his grandma.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
As in, Stacy's MOM has got it going on. so OP's granny is Stacy's MOM
Horsempeg 25
Go granny! She probably worked hard to look that good! Sorry op, just remember confidence is key :)
euphoricness 28
Don't worry OP. when you stop searching for something, you will find it! But damn your grandma has it going. :)
tnlander 20
GMILF??? Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
therealafroninga 10
It's GILF(;
Cupcake040 17
I think the plan was G for grand and the M for mother.....just an opinion
LaughinStock 16
We don't like opinions around these parts, no matter how logical.
bamagrl410 31
But grandmother is one word. So it'd still be GILF.
cosmosis 12
... What about granddad? ... If youre into that sort of thing...
greatdanen 6
30 why do people confuse interpretations and opinions... it's not the same!
KareBear7364 5
Well instead of dwelling on it, perhaps you should learn from her:) She's obviously doing something right lol :)
DontClickOnMe 28
Well was it old guys hitting on her or guys your age? Because some old guys can be pretty pimpin' if you know what I mean. But if it was guys your age, then I'm sorry, that kind of sucks.
therealafroninga 10
Nah, GILFs are all the rage. Like a sweet fruit, they come juicy-er with age. *no pun intended*
BrookRae 19
it's juicer bro.
etoilenuit 15
Um actually #37 and #27... It's they *become* *juicier*.. With age..
BrookRae 19
Ah, dang. I was rushing a little in that comment.
theamazingone_12 7
damn she must have the body of a 20 year old
143dav 8
Were you in a senior citizens gym? You know the ones where they have old people friendly equipment? No? Oh, I guess we're the ones who have it :/
dashizam 10
With her big bouncing ta-tas? Well duh, what else did you think would happen!
Curtar2 18
Well that sucks obviously, but perhaps one day you too would have a granddaughter who can say the same about you.
ironic_legacy 9
Wait, are you saying that you hope she has a granddaughter that goes through something that makes her feel bad about her own appearance?
2035 9
Who cares, you go to the gym to work out, not to socialise.