Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour,...

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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You deserved it 3 743

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 030

By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 23:54 - Belgium - Gent

Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML

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By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

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You deserved it 6 927

By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By hé merde - 23/02/2014 02:27 - France - Paris

Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML

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mpj13 8

Monday 18 March 2013 2:31

Guess your grandma is picking up more than just weights.

euphoricness 28

Monday 18 March 2013 2:32

Don't worry OP. when you stop searching for something, you will find it! But damn your grandma has it going. :)

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ladyLALAA 28

Monday 18 March 2013 2:39

I gotta it from my grandma! Good on the old bird! Bringing new meaning to a cougar!

Reaper1984 13

Monday 18 March 2013 2:41

go granny go granny go

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 18 March 2013 2:41

Based on what a know about the clientele of this particular gym, I'd say you're better off left alone...

danthehuman 29

Friday 18 July 2014 13:57

Love that song.

shorty6823 28

Monday 18 March 2013 2:41

Whatever your grandma is doing, you need to do too.

little_star78 13

Monday 18 March 2013 2:45

Granny's got game lol maybe she can teach you a thing or two

asdfghjklmoo 15

Monday 18 March 2013 2:47

Get some lessons from your grandma (; And think of it this way, you share the same genes as her. Maybe you will be as blessed as her when you age.

yeti37 16

Monday 18 March 2013 2:51

You can be grandma cougar's wingman!

Serenityandpeace 9

Monday 18 March 2013 2:52

Saber tooth tigers are the next step in cougar development.

AnimeBitch 14

Monday 18 March 2013 2:53

....Its time to make better life choices.

nooshGol 15

Monday 18 March 2013 3:01

Is she seriously good looking or are you seriously bad looking?

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