Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Brain fart
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
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FakeID
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
anonymous
United States
Classic
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
tvaladie
United States
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Man in car
United States
Panic mode activated
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Boyufd
Too late
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
imnotcool
United States
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
CJ 84
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Top comments
permannator 10
"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"
courtney680 17
You're a dumbass.
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courtney680 17
You're a dumbass.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
And a total noob.
permannator 10
"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"
teddy4nyy 13
Superbad reference=thumb up
broncos67 9
The need to point out a Superbad reference = thumbs down
apax 9
I almost got divorced for saying "I am Mcloving" repeatedly after that film.
Tpracingkg 15
Brake your self fo!
byron17 26
Superbad!!
byron17 26
Only if the police officer was just as crazy as them...then the world would be a messed up place...now I am rambling...I think i'll have bacon for dinner..seeyah FMLers!!
Welshite 39
You had a 50/50 chance. I suppose he laughed when he realized your name was Anita Goodlay.
Pleonasm 35
Just hope he isn't Officer Petty and that he doesn't make you Ben Dover.
maz95 17
Well you shouldn't have a fake one in the first place.
420Zombie 17
especially if he has a real I.d. at that!
BronayPonay 6
I take it your not too close to 18 yet...
Qwermy 16
He's probably 18-19, but wants to drink. The drinking age is 21, which seems silly enough to me that I can sympathize with those who use fake ID for buying booze. But those who get caught deserve it for idiocy.
jelly713 19
I strongly suggest keeping that in a different spot rather than in the same wallet as your real ID. You deserve it for not being smart about possessing a fake ID. You know the risk of carrying a fake ID around. YDI.
license2chill 5
I don't think that's the point. Now why would you have a fake one in the first place? OP deserves this regardless of his/her age.
gc327072 30
To get alcohol, duh!
jelly713 19
I never said it had anything to do with age. It has to do with choice. If OP is willing to get a fake ID knowing its illegal, OP has to be prepared for the consequences, good & bad.
SierraaaNicoleee 26
You had ONE job!
HeadlessSparrow 20
Maybe you'll receive a fake ticket...
lishajoy777 14
Doubt it. smh.
karlcolt45 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
dang dude a quality fake is hard to come by
mario2012 18
35, tl;dr
Sandman366 6
75- In many cases, tl;dr basically means "I'm too lazy to be bothered with reading something longer than a tweet", but the direct translation is "too long, didn't read".
SqueakyChipmunk 21
This is why you LOOK AT THE BLOODY CATD FIRST.
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Card*
lilhellian 26
Lol I was wondering why you'd have a bloody cat..
pipinya 8
And a bloody catd, at that! They're much harder to come by
iSpasticFantasti 14
This is why you REREAD THE BLOODY COMMENT FIRST! :P
shaww 28
Your fault for not looking at the damn card first.
curlstar 6
Only if you can before the cop gets to the window. If they see you have more than one, especially younger looking drivers, they'll want to see them all.