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Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I spent an entire raffle game desperately praying that I'd lose miserably, just so I wouldn't have to go up on stage and accept it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (3762)

On 03/16/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by Minou (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Lose miserably in a raffle? That's pretty bad anxiety attacks, maybe next time not enter the raffle or not be around enough people to have a raffle

#1 - On 03/16/2013 at 6:48am by BountyBass

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You know social anxiety is bad when you pray not to get any attention whatsoever, even for a prize. Luckily it gets better but you need to be willing to work on it.

#5 - On 03/16/2013 at 7:04am by Nikkitaria

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