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Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40315) - you deserved it (1998)

On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)

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Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.

#11 - On 03/15/2013 at 7:13am by challan

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That cuts into the Christmas gifts.

#3 - On 03/15/2013 at 7:07am by jgriff79

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