Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Thanks Dad
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
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Comments (102)
tupelo 6
wow. my worst nightmare!
SmallyBigs 9
He'll be your step-father-in-law! That should count for something.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Look at the bright side. You don't have to deal with an extented family.
tupelo 6
Ikr???
tupelo 6
um... that was a response to a different comment but oh well!
meelo88 13
This just reminds me of the Simpsons where this almost happens....
kevsandy303 12
*The Brady Bunch
tjv3 10
This happened to my aunt. She was dating her soon to be husband, and my uncle(her older brother) started dating the woman he would soon marry who turned out to be my aunts soon to be husband's mom. So my uncle became my aunt's step father in law
Uhscanherdarklee 10
An in-law and step parent all in one? Come on, this is what dreams are made of, right?
sammie2new 17
You mean nightmare
paytonio 8
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Well, that escalated quickly..
GeneralCha 3
Well that comment doesn't make much sense.
dogpfcorn 11
You used that wrong! DON'T YOU DARE EVER USE THAT WRONG I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?!?!?!?
Joe9024 20
123 For the sake of your own sanity calm down man
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
wlddog 14
Not really sure that is OP's biggest problem. However, nothing can change what you call your own mom.
mario2012 18
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Canada has rednecks? O.o
mario2012 18
I live in America which is the most redneck country on the planet. I was just trying to make a light joke but apparently it failed. My bad.
b_rizo 6
how does red neck equal incest???
mario2012 18
Ok I made a mistake. Get off my back please.
Pleonasm 35
"Get off my back please." This coming from ******* Mario. i saw Yoshi the other day, limping: you had obviously rode him too hard. But you don't ******* care. And all those Koopas, Goombas, Bullet Bills, and pretty much everyone you can get the jump on-- you ****** them up real bad. And you have the nerve to come in here with your 1-ups and waltz around like you own the place, and then complain that THEY'RE on YOUR back?
LaLince 40
#21: America isn't a country. USA is a country.
thomasday 7
I guess there's no mexico either? Just the United Mexican States?
boots73 2
16 - sorry to tell you but redneck does not equal incest. And if the parent of someone you are married to or dating is engaged or married to one of your parents, then that is on the redneck side of things
Faff 20
24- know your prejudices!
OuchAndGoodfight 5
48- When did anyone say Mexico wasn't a country or part of America? Get your facts straight before you halt my cereal consumption and I knock some sense into you. U.S.A. was said to be a country, and this is true. America though is composed of many countries. Now, I'll eat my cereal again..
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
So that must also mean the Republic of China is really two separate nations, huh...the Republic and China. You know, sometimes I have to do a double take after reading some of the absolute stupid that runs rampant around here.
Rodville 28
America is a continent. There are several countries in America like the US, Canada, and Mexico. So yes America is not a country.
AllieCat21 21
104: North* America
kakarot2 11
Actually America is one continent, that can be divided into 2. North and south. But North America is not its own continent and South America is not its own continent. It's just America. It is wrong to call America a country when you are taking about the US.. It is called United States OF America.
dmoran20 27
As it stands there are 7 continents which means North America is 1 and South America is 1 also.
mikeymayhem_87 15
#39 - what does the A in USA stand for then? Africa?
docscientist 9
It's the United States OF America. Saying America when you mean the US is colloquial.
shinymaster3000 23
#39 are you serious?
Codezlol 21
'MERICA!!
puppie406 23
If you're out in Alberta, probably. We still have little hicktowns here. Canada isn't all the stereotypes make it to be; we still have hot summers, your arrogant assholes, etc... Canada isn't that different from America, and this is coming from a girl who lives in Canada and has been everywhere in America before. Tust me, it's not different at all. And the everyone being polite thing? That's bullshit.
Mossears133 15
39, 80, 104, 111 - the stupid in this thread, it BURNS!!!!!!!!!!
RandomPenguin 13
I can't even believe we're having this debate. America is a country. North America is a continent, and yes, South America is a continent.
angelofsaturn 23
i think i need to have your babies. lol
Kiki242 19
You could always object at the wedding. However this situation is just weird not but weird.
Kiki242 19
Meant to say not bad but weird.
karlcolt45 19
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love, america style
DocBastard 38
This is from Canada. So I guess that makes you a dumbass, Chicago style.
Pleonasm 35
You got me jonesing for some Chicago Town Pizza now, hunger pang style.
tanekdrachonae 19
Doc, considering Canada is a part of North America is there no way it can technically count?
karlcolt45 19
I was referencing an old TV show called, “love america style" and also lampooning the fact that even though redneck Americans are stereotyped for interfamiliar relationships, the OP is Canadian.
karlcolt45 19
careful with that Chicago crap too doc, my IQ would surprise you
DocBastard 38
Friend, the only people who brag about their IQ are the ones who need to.
karlcolt45 19
you know what, I'm not here to start fights. I apologize for the confrontational nature of my response doc. moving on
Catkam623 27
Someone who takes docs sadistic confrontational ways and decides to ignore them so as not to start a fight more people should be like him.
hooligyn123 18
Sadistic and Confrontational? Sounds more like Perdix :-D
DocBastard 38
Catkam - I've been called a lot of things here, but that's the first time I've been called "sadistic". Karlcolt - Well played, sir.
ParadoxicalPea 8
74, how is anything here sadistic? I don't see anyone deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from inflicting pain on another.
ParadoxicalPea 8
And to elaborate, I know the definition of sadism includes deriving pleasure from degrading someone, but I don't see that. Less of a pleasure, more a sort of smug self-satisfaction.
hooligyn123 18
Pleasure does not have to be sexual in nature. It can simply be pleasure from mental or emotional pain. Enter: The Trolls.
Undecidedlime 6
looks like 99 went and got herself a dictionary.
pieman528 10
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Incestion, starring Leonardo dicaprio as you.
challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
Pleonasm 35
Where can we draw the line between couple-fighting and sibling rivalry now?
ardencred 7
Weatherman humor:)
tararochelle 18
The worst part is, if one of the marriages fail... You'll be stuck with them forever..awkward holidays???
mangoboy1 19
Hey, step sister so it's fine you're not really related.
exodius06 7
Finally, I was sure someone had to agree with me on this.
docscientist 9
How is it creepy? They didn't even grow up together. You should probably reassess your standard for creepy.
docscientist 9
My apologies, I thought you were referring to OP's situation when you called it creepy.
JBChristian 47
Quite odd, no? That would seem like Insest on your part.
LaLince 40
#13: Insest?
hooligyn123 18
Yes. Clearly Incest on OP's part. I'm certain he saw this coming when he got married. And while I hate to point out sarcasm in my own comments, you seem the type that will need that clarified.