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Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33169) - you deserved it (2415)

On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

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Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.

#2 - On 03/14/2013 at 1:59pm by greenie213

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Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."

#7 - On 03/14/2013 at 2:04pm by jigglypuff34

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