Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
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Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML
Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Top comments
greenie213 23
Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.
jigglypuff34 16
Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."
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Comments (74)
apaloosa_fml_fml 21
Well that's a little worrying, what's her problem?
ohcoolstorybro 14
Maybe she is trying to say that she hates OP and trying to motion for Her to do so. Be careful
folgy 10
Tell said mother in law not to get too close to the edge, as it would be a shame if she accidentally fell.
Ksweety_fml 27
#1 that cake look so good!
greenie213 23
Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.
ohSNAPyall 26
Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head.
Nicholi124 10
Forget about her it's your wedding so enjoy it!!!! Congrats!!
r83839 22
Don't give that woman any ideas.
SuperKnuckels 6
that good eh? i might book a vacation there xD
malkavian_mad 13
She could just have a ****** up sense of humour.
Pootato 7
Yeah, I could definitely see my parents and my partner's mom making jokes like that. Some people just have a dark sense of humour.
thelastavailable 13
Make it your challenge to manipulate her to like you before the wedding. I've done it many times, it's fun.
ThatPlankton 15
How many marriages have you been in? One divorce not good enough for you?
thelastavailable 13
Oh no I meant generally, I've never been married thankfully!
boating_guy 33
Monster-in-law.
jigglypuff34 16
Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."
MidnaLink 33
BINGO!!
mansen 15
counter with "or assisted suicide", see if she gets that hint as well.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Did she have dyed black hair and excessive amounts of eye makeup on?
lambda_fml 40
Why does that matter?
MakeTodayADTR 20
Failed emo joke...
sens3sfailing 24
Generalizing people of any look into them committing suicide just isn't funny. Suicide isn't funny at all actually.
ShyAnn29 14
It could be that she IS suicidal, I'd be concerned if a family member said something like that to me.
lishajoy777 14
Morbid much?
notforbirds 9
Just in case