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Today, my fiancée and I showed my mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Looks like a good place to commit suicide." FML
Tell her it's also a good place to push someone off the cliff.
Look her dead in the eyes and say "or homicide if you ruin my special day."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.