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Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

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Yup, he was definitely the "man of your dreams."

#1 - On 03/12/2013 at 2:23pm by Welshite

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The lyrics are rather romantic.

#3 - On 03/12/2013 at 2:24pm by greenie213

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