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Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15026) - you deserved it (46777)

On 03/10/2013 at 3:54pm - misc - by human lava lamp (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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You could have just nodded/shook your head.

#1 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:04pm by BoobsAreAmazing

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So instead of being a decent human being, you faked a disability? She wasn't even asking you to give up a seat, just to sit next to you, you twit!

I don't care what kind of poor social skills you have. You're just a rotten person.

#10 - On 03/10/2013 at 10:09pm by DocBastard

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