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Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27231) - you deserved it (5035)

On 03/09/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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at least your friends being helpful?

#1 - On 03/10/2013 at 4:11am by waffule365

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Ahahaha! Your friend's a joker, mate.

A taser won't help you here!

#7 - On 03/10/2013 at 4:20am by theWanderer011

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