Today, I discovered that the neck injury that my mom has had since last week was planned just as an excuse not to shovel when today's snowstorm came. She has planned on being lazy for over a week now. FML

by Drew / 03/06/2013 at 10:16am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Damn, that's a lot of planning just to be lazy. I'm pretty sure it's counter-productive.

    #1 - On 03/06/2013 at 12:59pm by Nightwing98

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  • Your mom is very industrious -- she had to combine the skills of a meteorologist, an orthopedist and an actress to pull off this trick.

    And what the fuck kind of son are you? Why aren't you shoveling Momma's snow? She pushed your big, bulbous head through her vagina -- you owe her big time!

    #13 - On 03/06/2013 at 1:08pm by perdix

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