Damn, that's a lot of planning just to be lazy. I'm pretty sure it's counter-productive.
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Your mom is very industrious -- she had to combine the skills of a meteorologist, an orthopedist and an actress to pull off this trick.
And what the fuck kind of son are you? Why aren't you shoveling Momma's snow? She pushed your big, bulbous head through her vagina -- you owe her big time!
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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