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Today, I discovered that the neck injury that my mom has had since last week was planned just as an excuse not to shovel when today's snowstorm came. She has planned on being lazy for over a week now. FML
Damn, that's a lot of planning just to be lazy. I'm pretty sure it's counter-productive.
Your mom is very industrious -- she had to combine the skills of a meteorologist, an orthopedist and an actress to pull off this trick.
And what the fuck kind of son are you? Why aren't you shoveling Momma's snow? She pushed your big, bulbous head through her vagina -- you owe her big time!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015