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Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13633) - you deserved it (22875)

On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

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Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty obsessed with pussy too...

#5 - On 03/04/2013 at 4:26pm by MTFR

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"Surprise! We got rid of your cats!"
You were the cat-alyst of your own downfall.

#3 - On 03/04/2013 at 4:25pm by Pleonasm

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