By DM - 04/03/2013 20:02 - United States - Fayville

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
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Pleonasm 35

"Surprise! We got rid of your cats!" You were the cat-alyst of your own downfall.

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MTFR 12

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty obsessed with pussy too...

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wlddog 14

Loving cats is not healthy. OP should love dogs. We are much easier to get along with, and we can protect your house. Cats don't protect houses or chew up those evil shoes. Grrrrrr. Evil shoes.... I will slay them all. SQUIRREL!!!! Oh... Hello. I love you friend.

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ironichalibut 24

Cats will not stand for this slander! We defend the house against vermin like mice and flies, and let's not forget the dreaded menace of that itchy wool string!

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Shrike 23

Hey, uh, you two? The 1990s called, and they want their dumbass character accounts back. Oh, and their "the ????s called" insults too. I'm mailing those back as we speak, so how about you follow suit?

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ironichalibut 24

Nobody uses mail anymore, it's all email and faxes, get with the times. Everyone's sense of humor is subjective, just because a joke is old to you doesn't mean it can't be a source of amusement for others. If its old to you don't read it, no one's forcing you. Quit being a wet blanket, there's no logical motivation for it.

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Freethaawave 19

This is possibly the best FML I've ever read.

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amDes 11

At least she still can go home and have her cats comfort her after the intervention

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Have you ever heard of crazy cat man? I think not. I rest my case.

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waffule365 16

My uncle is a crazy cat man just sayin.

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

Ehhh my best friends a crazy cat man ._. ER...crazy Persian man. To be more exact.. Oh sorry, I mean boy :D

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Caleb32 6

First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem

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Bakarra 22

Aaaand then taking your thoughts to the Internet, a place where everyone is obsessed with cats...

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Pleonasm 35

"Surprise! We got rid of your cats!" You were the cat-alyst of your own downfall.

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CCSA 12

What makes me wonder is how they got rid of OP's cat...

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isallwaysme 27

I was gonna make a cat pun but I'm not feline it.

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AH1Zviper 15

@20, That comment was a catastrophe.

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Ella_fml 17

So you didn't get those kittens you asked for your birthday? Sorry, OP.

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ironichalibut 24

"I didn't get the intervention memo, I guess these kitten shaped mittens I bought you are faux-pas now, right?"

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MTFR 12

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty obsessed with pussy too...

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Pleonasm 35

When you start sniffing the litterbox right near the pussy, you know you're in too deep with this obsession.

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lambda_fml 40

#5 I think everyone got you just right.

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LiveLoveBeatles 19

That is probably the most touching and heart-felt comment I have ever read on an FML

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WrongRomance 11

No cat-shaped cake for you.. Only therapy.

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Keevarou 17

Cat shaped therapy? She/he tried that once already :P

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picante72 24

I bet you weren't feline good about them letting the cat out of the bag on your kitty craze.

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

9That, my dear erm, is awesome. Erm. From a gender whom you do not know...or just too lazy to find out. :D

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BurumaB 2

Happy Birthday!! ^_^

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BrandiLush 31

Do your parents know you are on the internet past bedtime?

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

....get off this planet. You do not belong here! >:U YOU...YOU DEVILS FEMALE SERVENT YOU. Oh sorry, man? No I don't think so :D

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