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Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32059) - you deserved it (5407)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by FUCKKKS (man) - United States

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On the bright side, you did the right thing by pulling over for a nap and the worst-case-scenario was that you pissed yourself. So...at least you're not dead.

#3 - On 03/03/2013 at 9:15pm by Ameel

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Wow, that must've scared the shit out of you! Wait...

#2 - On 03/03/2013 at 9:14pm by codyjohn17

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