Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10
I'm sorry you had to find out your daughter was a lesbian like that, without her telling you herself.
Serisent 26
The first warning was when she got the Bieber poster in the first place.
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Comments (105)
lostcrazydiamond 10
I'm sorry you had to find out your daughter was a lesbian like that, without her telling you herself.
TheRealBruce 12
Ohh Noo
The_Honey_Badger 17
Oh SNAP! Nice one, 1.
Gordon12345 7
I'd rather my daughter be a lesbian then find out she's a "belieber".
Mischief109 11
62- so you'd rather her be a lesbian and then become a Justin beiber fan?
MWidderAUDI 14
71-thats obviously what 62 said..unless he doesnt know his then and than haha
Bubbelz 25
1, you have won the internet and my heart.
Gordon12345 7
Yes sorry about that, I noticed immediately. English isn't actually my first language so sometimes I still get confused.
Agrith 19
You just made my day.
LolaBieber 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's Bullshit! A lesbien? Really? Justin Bieber isn't a girl...and I know you're just a hater but he's more successful than you'll ever be. Hateing on him is just makeing him more and more famous
SpicyDuck 22
Definitely the most thumbs up I've ever seen on a comment.
Antares_01 9
Lololol seriously proves the stupidity of Beaver fans... No shit it isn't a girl..
Yousuck24 21
I'd rather be unknown and talented than mediocre and famous.
ihaveasushicat 24
I wish you could favourite comments because I would totally favourite yours #1!
p36288 17
Anyone who can explain 1# to me? isn't JB a boy? Why say lesbian? sorry i'm not native English speaker.
xx000o 27
What a total waste of a good O
sonicgreg 12
Lesbian Hating Making famous. I'm surprised you tried apostrophes but your sentence failed.
doctorhook86 24
126: It's because Justin Bieber looks extremely feminine, so people like to imply he's a woman.
zka593 6
Yes he is successful, but you know who else was successful? Hitler, guess we shouldn't hate on him either right?
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
'Dat thumb count!
upallnight11 19
This really is the new record of the whole FML history. Very impressive. Congrats #1! YDI
SPRKY 6
More cowbell, #57?
supportcommand 17
Rumor has it that Justin(e) actually has a penis. Maybe your daughter was just looking for hers.
dinosaurfeet 10
I don't understand, why hate? He's a person too. You wouldn't like if people hated you so stop, it's very immature.
lostcrazydiamond 10
Oh my. I comment, check on this a day later... And this happens. I feel as if my life is complete.
epiclols 2
Yes fool
epiclols 2
Jb's not male or female it's other
sabbyheartswhat 23
Sorry folks downed you instead of explaining. "Everyone" calls JB a girl because he's so flamboyantly annoyingly feminine. We just like to call him a girl because calling him anything but would suggest he possibly is a man. And we wouldn't want that. No seriously, we don't want him to be a man.
BrittaniiFTW 4
*golf clap*
BrittaniiFTW 4
O
Mischief109 11
I made my comment because in my education of grammar and such, when a person uses the word then it means they want something to happen first and then have another thing to happen. The way I interpreted their comment was that they should've used than, not then.
PeriodCrampsSuck 6
Bieber isn't gay, and I know you know that. What I wish you knew was how hurtful it must be to be called a fag and a girl everyday of your life, by random people who don't even know you. As "funny" as that comment was, it was also unnecessary.
lostcrazydiamond 10
189- This is FML. I think the goal is to be as hurtfully witty or rude as you can be, at least for trivial things like this.
coldkilla70 9
Flawless Victory!
ajruok 8
Just a joke. People say he's a female
Mossears133 15
189- If anybody's gonna go out in the world and make themselves famous, they gotta take the heat that comes with it. If Beiber's gonna dress and sing like a girl (note that both problems could be fixed with a: common sense, and b: today's autotuning technology), then he's gonna have to deal with the heat that (s)he brought on!
BabyGirlJr1 11
Yo!!! Lol meanie
GaGaGurl26 0
#1, I think I love you.
whiplash2289 19
#108 Why are there so many unnecessary e's in your post? There are even some that should be a's.
xKeroseneHearts 9
Nice standing up for your douche. Have fun when you find out he's gay.
xKeroseneHearts 9
Oh, and learn how to spell. Thanks.
CetaBabe 17
You know, it makes me laugh how many people get upset by others "hating" on Justin Beiber - "Wish you knew what it was like...etc." There are people out there who have been through more shit than the same old comments being repeated and do people get upset about their troubles? No! It's one thing to have abuse online, where people hide behind a username to give grief; it's a whole other thing when the people come up to you day in day out and make your life a living hell! What, just because he's famous suddenly makes him a better person and more important than anyone else? Gee, glad to know that's how the world works -.-
RamenForTheWin 10
Who cares anyway?
RamenForTheWin 10
Well, Justin Bieber is the butt of many jokes because he was a late bloomer and had a feminine face. Really, they are just angry that he made it and they are stuck in a job they hate. Or, they feel that because they don't like his music, they have to make fun of him all the time.
simplycinfulxxx 2
*than
yomamaisonfier 7
I wish I could thumbs up your comment 100X over. Just beautiful..
jixiekat 14
WIN just win on this comment
MrBoredomioo 18
87, it's a joke made about his obnoxiously high voice
darcislove 18
perfect!
MortalLove17 16
so we'd rather him be a girl?? that's not insulting at all
randybryant799 20
where does it say her daughter was a lesbian????
luckyd880 12
Burn that poster!
Smashhoof 15
OP never said it was a poster. It could be the actual Justin Bieber pinned to her daughter's wall.
truesarrif 33
or it was a typo and "posted" was supposed to be "poster"
JenkJenks 6
A typo is pretty unlikely. It's probably like #33 said and the real Justin Bieber is just hanging there. Lets hope so anyway.
zango1 15
Poster or person, burn that Bieber.
ositoakaluis 16
Sir that is absurd, where I come from we don't condone violence on little girls
yoyoforpeace 14
But...it does say poster...maybe I'm missing something here...
jbsington 8
86 - "I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls"?
missfrenchie 11
Why do you guys hate him so much? What did he ever done to you guys? Can somebody explain that? It's just stupid that there's so much hate..
GaGaGurl26 0
Please shut up.
Serisent 26
The first warning was when she got the Bieber poster in the first place.
perdix 29
Looks like she's making the next load of laundry for you. That's not pee in those panties ;)
123amanda123 14
uhhm eww...
zandalee 19
God you are such a badass Perdix. ;)
perdix 29
#7, I know, right? Using Justin Bieber, . . . ick! If she had a poster of any of the beefcakes of "The Big Bang Theory," it would be justifiable.
lilhellian 26
Perdix atleast it wasn't a poster and not a cut out of 1d..
lilhellian 26
It was*
Grauncho 27
You're so ******* unfunny
lilhellian 26
Well someone pissed in 61's cheerios this morning..
lilhellian 26
Noor did you atleast hit every cheerio like the assassin you are should?
gracehi 31
18, I'd put my hand down my pants and stare at poster of Raj or Leonard any day. ;)
dontpanic_fml 32
You're right, 61.
TheGodDamnJoker 9
92 - then just upvote his comment, there's no need to post if all your going to say is "I agree...".
isallwaysme 27
All the good commenters are here, were only missing DocBastard and this thread will be complete.
AMCJEEP 10
That wasn't piss either
aliyourpally 12
There goes your hope of grandchildren
VannahJane 17
Im slightly confused by your comment
CoffeeChickBlows 13
5, don't be an ignorant ********. Lesbians can still have IVF, maybe you'd know that if you read up on technological advances now and then.
Icestorm875 9
#20, I see an alternate meaning to #5's comment. I believe she meant op was going to disown her daughter because she liked Justin Bieber
mpj13 8
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
MrPlopper 9
*throws girl and poster into mt. Doom*
sens3sfailing 24
*then throws that mt. doom into a larger mt. Doom
chanellgymnast 17
LOL I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
ColdplaySucks 18
You must call an exorcist, fire cannot kill such beings...
Zeldafreak101 3
beliebers these days... it's like South Park episode with the Jonas brothers. he is selling sex to little girls!
eksyneet 23
if only all "beliebers" were little girls..
kennaem1 11
Do you want to get doused with hot white foam by the Jonas Brothers?!
samcro3 8
Its damaged. Throw it off the cliff beginning-of-300 style and start over.
HeartOfLead 24
Do you mean she should have a post-abortion?
lifes_surprises 11
I hope she isn't young because then you should hope that masturbating is all she is doing.
MarisaCB 16
What?
TheManager 6
Yes.... Because if you start masturbating young, you're a **** by dinner..... Right....
TeamKelly 10
I believe he might be trying to say that OP would rather have her daughter masterbating than having sex? Pretty far fetched but correct me if im wrong?
TeamKelly 10
Accidental extra comment... Sorry, I'm new around here.
rinzlerkitty94 31
Girls often discover masturbation at a young age, I was 4. It's actually a healthy part of life, and it doesn't at all make a girl a ****. After all, no one calls a guy a ***** for masturbating. They call it natural.
Shadowlainx 11
really? beiber? he's sexy? Omg what has gone wrong with this world!
iAlissa 34
Agree to disagree.
Shadowlainx 11
I find beiber more of maybe adorable than even appealing to want too **********. Aren't there other celebrities worth drooling over to ********** too?
MrPlopper 9
What like Susan Boyle?
eksyneet 23
JFC. **********. come on.
johntrollson 11
You're an idiot