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Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I'm sorry you had to find out your daughter was a lesbian like that, without her telling you herself.

#1 - On 03/03/2013 at 9:15pm by lostcrazydiamond

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The first warning was when she got the Bieber poster in the first place.

#3 - On 03/03/2013 at 9:17pm by Serisent

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