Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I was told by co-workers with whom I have worked for 2 years that I tan too much and dye my hair black too often. I'm from the Middle East and have never tanned nor dyed my hair. My co-workers think I'm a wannabe. FML

#20529072
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29498) - you deserved it (1651)

On 03/03/2013 at 4:29am - misc - by wannadi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

addie's life also sucks
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that…

stabbed with kindness also deserved it
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He…

Top comments

North Carolina is not very culturally diverse I guess.

#4 - On 03/03/2013 at 10:23am by crazytwinsmom

See in context

+131 | 11

You could do what Haru did, and show him your pubes. That sure proved his hair was his natural color!

#6 - On 03/03/2013 at 10:25am by boofgall

See in context

+84 | 15

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by