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Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36875) - you deserved it (10658)

On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Doesn't matter if she was right, she acted unprofessionally. I'm so sorry she treated you like that. You'll find someone special.

#1 - On 03/01/2013 at 12:18am by titibug823

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I realize you must care about what others think, but it really doesn't matter what they think. Don't feel the need to fake it.

#2 - On 03/01/2013 at 12:18am by Transfusion

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