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Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29630) - you deserved it (2207)

On 02/28/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by she sure has an arm. - United States (Massachusetts)

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This is eggxactly why I can't wait to be old, and get away with trolling the young.

#1 - On 02/28/2013 at 12:48pm by HowieDoIt

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Now you see why she needed that appointment.

#5 - On 02/28/2013 at 12:51pm by mackdeezy

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