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Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28072) - you deserved it (1337)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Sounds like you're better off without someone who doesn't have respect for his children.

#3 - On 02/25/2013 at 6:30pm by HowieDoIt

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That sucks OP. Hopefully your mother isn't a terrible parent like him.

#2 - On 02/25/2013 at 6:28pm by k_ninjaa

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