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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your grandmas reaction to the problem. That's the problem.

#1 - On 02/23/2013 at 1:30pm by SirCharles83

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Well, your boyfriend seems like an asshole for wanting to press charges, however granny didn't need to hit him over the head with a vase. Perhaps everyone can sit down and settle things like adults? Hopefully this will teach your boyfriend to keep his rude jokes to himself!

#6 - On 02/23/2013 at 1:32pm by BubbleGrunge

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