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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

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your dad is AMAZING

#1 - On 02/17/2013 at 6:32am by its_love2

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Awesome dad!

#2 - On 02/17/2013 at 6:32am by LouiseD

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