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Today, I casually mentioned to my dad that it was the Chinese New Year yesterday. He accused me of insulting his intelligence by "making stupid shit up." I explained that it's real, and that we just use the Gregorian calendar, hence the different dates. He responded by grounding me. FML

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On 02/10/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by must be adopted (man) - United States (Texas)

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Ohhhh the ignorance of people sometimes

#1 - On 02/10/2013 at 8:59pm by littlemonster94

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Seems your father was born during the year of the ass.

#13 - On 02/10/2013 at 9:13pm by DocBastard

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