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Today, after much coaxing, I finally got my roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and my friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months, until now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12090) - you deserved it (40747)

On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

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That's why when someone doesn't want to drink, you just fucking drop it. YDI

#6 - On 02/09/2013 at 8:56pm by redheadedasian

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