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Today, I told my parents that I was going to hang out with some friends. My dad guffawed and said, "Ooh, look at Mary, pretending she has a social life." Thanks, Dad. FML


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On 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

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Bring your friends over and show him up!

#1 - On 02/08/2013 at 8:15pm by Teyros

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Your dad is awesome. Only the boring dads refrain from making fun of their kids.

#3 - On 02/08/2013 at 8:16pm by TheManager

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