Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
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Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
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Top comments
Docbee 11
Throw your old tampon at them, they'll never look again! Unless they're into that kind of thing...
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Bloody perverts. Got caught red handed.
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Comments (117)
kchumber 7
People are perverted
daisydukes21 11
Yeah freaking creeps!
Myo_fml 20
Which is why they should do something about all of those little door spaces around the borders. Like it isn't uncomfortable enough to do your business in public without people being able to look you right in the eyes.
ZackST 6
This makes me moist.
PinkKawaiiChic 10
That has been proven.
Docbee 11
Throw your old tampon at them, they'll never look again! Unless they're into that kind of thing...
perdix 29
Your mom still won't let them come for a sleepover.
therealslim 15
Giovanna Plowman?
ICastillo 24
If it was a lesbian vampire she would have kept coming to look.
X_Codes 11
@49 - Actually, maybe she wasn't a vampire yet and wanted to suck on the Tampon so she could become one.
hsRoseTyler5 14
86- I get it
X_Codes 11
Right, wrong gag website. OOPS.
perdix 29
Was she judging your technique? I hope she didn't criticize you saying, "That's bloody awful!"
13ky13 20
While she's judging you, be sure to remind her you put blood sweat and tears into your performance.
ICastillo 24
She wasn't judging just checking if OP needed help.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Bloody perverts. Got caught red handed.
LightsxOut 10
You shouldn't make those kinds of jokes about a women's menstrual cycle. Period.
buddy51 23
Better her than the wedgie watchers in the barber shop.
cheertrombonist 9
that creeper would need a pad to land on when I knock em on their ass for peeping. sorry OP
malfanese 6
You should have stuck your head out of the stall and invited them in to repay the awkwardness.
GothickNihilist 15
Good things never come, from inviting random perverts into bathroom stalls.
hellobobismyname 24
I doubt the pervert would find that awkward at all. More like a turn on. So no, I wouldn't advise anyone to do that.
ladylilly25 20
I can understand when curious little kids do that, but an adult? Gross.
pipc 10
I don't even tolerate when little kids do that.
supportcommand 17
Eye contact can make situations so awkward. Imagine how the peeper felt.
dontpanic_fml 32
I wouldn't feel bad for the peeper too much. Unless the restroom is just horribly set up, pretty much the only way people are going to look into your stall is if they willfully do it. The rest of us keep our eyes where they're supposed to be. Not everyone that peeps is a certified creeper or pervert but they are almost all doing it on purpose. And seriously, **** those people...
skyeyez9 24
If that was me and I was in a restroom with those shitty locks that barely works, I would have kicked open the door and hopefully it will smash her nose. Nasty peeping creeps.
lilhellian 26
Some open either way..
DutchBasterd 15
or just kick harder...
windfuelsfire 10
Be consoled by the fact this didn't happen when you were alone in a haunted mansion, at night on a full moon, completely alone, with no reception and miles away from civilization
Hpixiee 23
And this is why I'm terrified of public restrooms.