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Today, my dad took me to the empty parking lot of Wal-Mart to try driving for the first time. All was well until he shouted at me for going too slow, which startled me into jerking the wheel and simultaneously stomping on the gas. I don't think Geico covers a Wal-Mart-sized dent in one's car. FML

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15 minutes in the Walmart parking lot didn't save you money on car insurance huh..

#2 - On 02/07/2013 at 3:04am by WeemanIsBack

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I would like to say it only gets better while driving with parents.. But it doesn't. Better luck next time, OP.

#1 - On 02/07/2013 at 3:04am by DerrickJames

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