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Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34035) - you deserved it (3008)

On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Could be worse. My dad just calls me "The Little Bitch."

#1 - On 02/05/2013 at 6:10pm by iamabamf

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I chuckled when I saw your username OP. It seems you've accepted your fate

#5 - On 02/05/2013 at 6:11pm by MrClean17

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