Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Could be worse. My dad just calls me "The Little Bitch."
#1 - On 02/05/2013 at 6:10pm by iamabamf
See in context
I chuckled when I saw your username OP. It seems you've accepted your fate
#5 - On 02/05/2013 at 6:11pm by MrClean17
7582203 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA